i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts
This is genius
my boyfriend’s first language isn’t english and he asked me how to say cut in past tense and i said “cut” and he let out a wail of anguish and fell to the ground
top 5 himym ships | ted and barney
“Ted, I’m sorry I broke the Bro Code.”
“No, I’m sorry.”
“Ted can we be friends again?”
“Barney come on, we’re more than friends, we’re brothers.”
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
Game of Thrones S03: My Understanding so Far
