May 2013
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doppelbangher:
oh my god poor Katherine I just thought about how she is going to get her first period in 500 years.
have some cookies baby
nintendogamecuba:
[older 21-year-old brother voice] need some advice, little man? *pulls chair from under table* *turns it around* *sits in chair backwards* *rolls up sleeves* *rests arms on top of the back of the chair*
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knifefarty:
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
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do you ever get that feeling where you like someone so much that when they do something adorable you just sit there with butterflies in your stomach like
(◡‿◡✿) i just love you so fucking much you little fucker (◡‿◡✿)
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diverged:
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...”
– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials aren’t buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
Child: Dear God will mommy get better?
God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX
yolympics:
changing from jeans to pajama pants
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arianne—martell:
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
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thearchangeltrickster:
Watching people eat Hannibal’s cooking:
someone: *says something*
me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
city-wall:
aziraphaleisineffable:
IF YOU’RE EVER SAD
SAY ‘TEEHEE’ IN A REALLY DEEP, MANLY VOICE.
OH MY GOD
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