The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
oh my god i’m laughing cause i was watching lazarus rising and everyone was like omg what raised you from hell and ruby was like when this thing bleeds the earth quakes and another demon was like it’s the end of times but it turned out just to be this little cutie
Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH
i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face
[older 21-year-old brother voice] need some advice, little man? *pulls chair from under table* *turns it around* *sits in chair backwards* *rolls up sleeves* *rests arms on top of the back of the chair*